weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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